The Origins of Lalachai and Lalamui

There are few theories on the origins of this special creature called lalachai (male) and lalamui (female)..However, it is best to firstly know the definition of lalachai and lalamui as well as the special features that they possessed:

Definition:

la-la-cha-i [la-la-jai] -a new creature on earth that came into existence in the early 21st century and became famous thereon with its taste of fashion, illiteracy and language used, male

la-la-mui [la-la-mui]-a new creature on earth that came into existence in the early 21st century and became famous thereon with its taste of fashion, illiteracy, and language used, female

Special features :

1)Fashion preference

-strong liking towards rainbow and thus likes to be colourful which also applies to hairstyle
-like to be outstanding amongst the lots while having the wrong perception on how others think about them
-anything that makes them pretty or makes them think they are pretty

2) Level of education

- low,as most concentration has been spent on fashion
-scores the highest marks in science especially on the topic of reproduction
-doesn't scared to fight and get hurt in one but truly afraid to go to school which lead to the habit of "ponteng"
-has the wrong understanding of the meaning of the grade "E" (for Execellent) and "F" (for Fuyoooo)

3) Language

- is extremely talented in choosing and mixing up the right words in a verbal fight with their extreme high command in the ancient Art of "Sam Chi Geng" (3 words holy book)
-has high respect to parents and body organs
-mastered the highest level of cursing that is not to curse the person involved but his parents

4)Christian name

- born creative in giving themselves christian names such as August, Sky, Kawaii, Ryu, Wing, West,E-honda, and so on.

5)Gaming attitude

- Dota: to win a dota game with more than 9 kills. Failure of which
there will be so called life threats or friendly invitation to come and find him.

Famous quotes-"You come here la..See I giv you die anot.."

-"You mum noob

-"If I mh my whole family die in front of you.."

-Counter-strike: no longer into the game as there is no more room for bug abuse.

Now that you have a better understanding of this special creature, lets analyse its origins:

Theory 1-KIKI LALA

In the late 20th century, there was a famous children fashion brand named Kiki Lala.. Experts found that 90 over 100 who have worn the brand turn up to be an interesting creature matching the above features..Therefore, the word "Lala" is being taken and thus lalachai for male and lalamui for female..The reason for this is not known until now but upon analysis of the true meaning of the brand, it means ownself lala in cantonese and this may very well attract negative and colourful energy according to the chinese feng shui leading to messed up growth process.

Theory 2-Lala, the seafood

Lala is a type of seafood which is famous amongst the chinese community..It goes very well with spicy sauce or steammed..According to an urban legend, there was once a boy, a handsome boy who helps his dad,a hawker to sell lala..The following dialogue would explained what had happened:

Customer : ah chai ar, i want a plate of lala...my table number is 88..

Boy: How do you want it to be sir? steammed or fried spicy?

Customer: Err..i want my lala..chai, u like la..ur choice..

Boy: sir, i cant choose for you..both are equally good and you have to make a choice..

Customer: Then ar....errr...my lala..chai, you know what you just cook however you like la..

Boy: Sir, i am not trying to be rude.....but...DIU NIA SING AR!!SO SIMPLE OSO DONO HOW TO CHOOSE AR!!AND PLEASE ...DIU NIA SING ...DON CALLED ME LALACHAI!!I ALREADY HATE PEOPLE CALLING ME CHAI LIKE I GOT NO DIU NIA SING GIVEN NAME!!YOUR MUM NOOB AR?!!NEVER TEACH YOU MANNERS??!YOUR MUM NOOB F#@K WITH NOOB DAD GIVE BIRTH TO YOU NOOB???!

Customer: ..........................................................

Thereafter, the news spread about the lalachai's (boy selling lala) superb cursing skill and rudeness..Then unsurprisingly the lala business came to an end and due to financial problem, the boy has to stop school early and went to work as a hairstylist..Coincidently, at that time dying hair was a trend but being a hairstylist he wants to be different..Time past and due to his rudeness to customers, the salon came to an end too..After such traumatic experience of failures, he became insane and has this rare condition called "Perasan Bagus Syndrome"..From there onwards, those boys and girls who match the above listed features would be given the name lalachai or lalamui.

So there you go..the possible origins of lalachai and lalamui...