Somewhere on a hidden, tropical, island-nation and far removed from pandemics and global crises, stands an unassuming hero. The sun rises in the west, its rays bathing foregoing marquess whose shadow takes the form of a Black Swan.
Our champion observes the winged pigs overhead mischievously in the leaves of the very same palm trees who stare back at this man, envious of the coconuts that hang from the top of his crown-shaft. His hands bear the type of wisdom that caused his palms to grow a beard. With these hands the prize man holds, the key that affords him limitless pleasure-producing potential.
As onlookers awe stricken at the champ’s abilities. Large stones weep as our champion continues to accumulate untouchable grains of black gold even in the most inhabitable conditions. He has harnessed the wind and its energy in handmade, coco-fiber nets to power a makeshift espresso machine which is his only window into the world he knew before being stranded in this backwards dreamland.
This torch-bearing hero has unwittingly merged the world of the impossible with the world’s most universal activity: Drinkin coffee. Endless options from the world's most forbidden fruit bearing groves.
The lion-hearted warrior visual in the above remedy’s has surpassed the pots, the makers, the presses and the pour overs to present to the masses a palatable generator for all to enjoy.
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