Ever wonder what happened to that kid who always got you into trouble? He's back! Admit it! You missed him...

You are invited to join a childhood friend from down the ole block and fasten your seat belt for a roller coaster ride with no tracks. This collection of true episodes from an unplanned life will make you glad you chose to remain at home or cause you to pack a bag and leave the safety of the known world before it's too late! So, come on along!

* Munch some Fritos and scan secret military illustrations for Doomsday
* Entertain a Sheik in the Sahara with quaint American folk music
* Stow away aboard a Communist cruise ship and enter a disco contest
* Pimp for a wild beast in overly civilized Sweden
* Work as an oral prostitute in an unpscale suburb of Tokyo
* Smuggle champagne into a federal prison and then picnic
* Accept the apology of the Dali Lama after his physical abuse
* Impersonate a local Commie commissar on the Russian/Chinese border
* Spear gun a huge shark and face death for absolutely no reason
* Meet God, return to Earth and forget all about it!
* Discover how we as children take the paths already mapped within
* ...and much more!