Rockboy Pizza

Definitely one of those "if I could give less than one star" situations.

First the food:
Average would be generous. I made the heinous mistake of not ordering pizza at a pizza joint, admittedly but both the chicken wings and the chicken "tenders" were borderline inedible. Toxically salty, overcooked, tiny portion (look at the pic above of the tenders and tell me is that looks like $17 worth) and not even remotely tasty. I've eaten here before and had never had an issue but this time was so very different. I'll go back and rate the pizza next as I've never had an issue but this was horrific.

More importantly... I can't not mention the service. I've seen faster glacial cycles. 30+ minutes for precooked chicken when you're quiet is unacceptable then the 5 minute wait for you to carry the sauce 15 feet to me, I after I'd asked, while you picked your nose wasn't overly conducive.

Updates to come but, in the meantime, avoid like the plague that donated its rats to make the "chicken" untenders.

Do you SEE how big these slices are?! I'm a big pizza lover and there's only a select amount of places I eat pizza from in Miami and this place is one of them! I've known of this place since I worked at the BCC years ago, so glad to see it hasn't changed and the pizza's still the same. 10/10 recommend

You really get your moneys worth here for the lunch special pizza slices! They are huge!! The garlic rolls could use more garlic, that's just me as a garlic lover! But otherwise great price, great size of pizza, would definitely come back!

I've been to this restaurant at least three times so far, usually not by choice. Mainly, it's because this place is open late, and it's been a spot post barhopping in the Brickell area. It's primarily a pizzaria, but it has other options, too. The first time I stopped here post barhopping, I bought pizza by the slice. The place was pretty packed with those thinking the same thing after a night of drinking. You can order from a kiosk. It took about 10 mins for my slices that were oven baked. I don't know if it was the alcohol or the pizza, but it was pretty good. I tried this again post Ultra festival, and it was pretty consistent. The third time I've been to this place it was before the drinks. I decided to have something other than pizza. I ordered lemon pepper wings (see picture). The wings were wet and tasty.

This restaurant is not suited for large groups. Based on the seating, it's for 1 to 3 people size visits. Parking is free if you're dining in which is rare in the Brickell neighborhood.

Part of the reason why this place lost a star is because of the price. The food is priced at Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza levels, but the food is just above you're Domino's and Pizza Hut. They charge you almost $2 fee to use the kiosk. You're better off doing UberEats from this restaurant if you don't want to leave your house. The price will be similar. At the same time, this spot probably has to cover an out of control commercial rent to stay in this neighborhood. Understandable.

If you're looking for post barhopping or a solo lunch and you're in the neighborhood, then this is the place.

Pizza was so gross and soggy and service was horrible. Guy at the counter was coughing everywhere. Will never return.

The pizza and wings are bussin bussin

Great customer service and delicious slices of cheesy pizza. Don't sleep on the wings though!

Greasy. Sausage is gross. Not great. Strange place. Big slices though. Don't recommend.

Long line, small establishment, but gave us a free whole pizza for the wait when we only ordered one slice. Right next to the mall and nice staff. Lot of homeless around but they seem to enjoy the pizza too.

Highly recommend! Great Food! Great Customer Service! Clean and Tidy! We ordered the Phillysteak pizza with onions, green peppers, mushrooms and ranch as the base instead of marinara and it was 10/10.

One of the best places I've eaten in my stay in Miami. Service was top notch! The pizza dough was so fresh and the pizza itself I could eat every day during my stay.
Also very affordable for pizza in Miami.
The vibes were good and music was on point.
Highly recommended.